Knock-knock jokes have been a staple of humor for generations, offering a simple yet effective way to elicit laughs with their predictable format and often punny punchlines. Whether you’re a kid at heart or simply appreciate the art of a good old-fashioned joke, this collection of knock-knock jokes is guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. Let’s dive into the timeless world of knock-knock humor with 30 of the funniest examples.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Cow says moooo! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
MOO! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita borrow a pencil! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to let me in! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to be knocking for a change? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I’d drop by! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you, need a tissue? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, hand over the cash! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
No thanks, I prefer Google. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy door opens, I’ll give you a hug! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in? It’s freezing out here! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get some food? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana new car! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a drink! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the other reindeer. -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d like a peanut instead! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sounds like you’ve got a cold!
There you have it—30 knock-knock jokes that are sure to elicit a chuckle, if not a full-on belly laugh. Whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or even strangers, these jokes are a testament to the simple joy of shared laughter. Keep them in your back pocket for any occasion that could use a little lightening up.