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Category: One-Liners

One-liners short enough to remember and dry enough to survive the room.

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One-Liners

30 Useless One-Liners That Still Kill

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Thirty one-liners that achieve nothing and land anyway, from a torch that works only in daylight to a printer that needs a witness.

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One-Liners

30 Funny One-Liner Jokes That Still Land

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Thirty one-liner jokes short enough to remember and dry enough to survive the room. Delivery notes included, sympathy not included.

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