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Category: Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock-knock jokes that pay off the setup, for anyone who still answers the door.

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30 Funny Knock-Knock Jokes Worth Answering

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Thirty knock-knock jokes that actually pay off the setup, plus advice on when a knock-knock is the right weapon and when it is not.

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