Fifty food-themed as useless as sayings, from the chocolate teapot to the pasta ladder. The kitchen edition of the classic comparison.
Month:
Thirty as useless as jokes, classics and obscurities alike: screen doors on submarines, concrete parachutes, dehydrated water and more.
Thirty puns bad enough to be worth repeating, with notes on which ones land and which need a run-up. Groan first, laugh a second later.
Thirty one-liner jokes short enough to remember and dry enough to survive the room. Delivery notes included, sympathy not included.
Thirty knock-knock jokes that actually pay off the setup, plus advice on when a knock-knock is the right weapon and when it is not.
Thirty dad jokes at full strength: groan-worthy, well-timed and delivered without apology. The classics plus a few you have not heard.