Fifty food-themed as useless as sayings, from the chocolate teapot to the pasta ladder. The kitchen edition of the classic comparison.
Category: Useless
The as useless as family: comparisons for things that do nothing, badly — chocolate teapots, screen doors on submarines and their many descendants.
Thirty as useless as jokes, classics and obscurities alike: screen doors on submarines, concrete parachutes, dehydrated water and more.